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Caress Me Down- Sublime
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So this shitty band with asshole members and ugly clothes & hair called Blood On The Dance Floor covered Beat It by Michael Jackson
ew.
I LOVE BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR. ^_^
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I love life.” Says the optimistic, hopeful, and calm person, that everyone hates because they’re always so happy. I try not to hate them though because… they offer something different than every FML I have ever read. I love random conversations, and movies about fighting, gore, suspense, and sex. I am a fan of euphemisms and ‘that’s what she saids.’ I love the English language and being a grammar nazi. And above all, and above most of everything else I love, there’s something, well it’s not really a thing. It’s a person. And love is love. Even is it’s hopeful love. Endless love. Unrequitted love. Abusive love. Brotherly love. The kind of cliche movie love. Love is love, and it’s all the same, so whatever kind of love it is, this someone is… my above all.
— Someone awesome. Via:brittanybonanza. True Dat, Mofo.:] (via chellechellechelle)
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Lmfao;; Best convo ever [(Omegle.com)]
- Connecting to server...
- Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
- You: Hiya!
- You: Focus.
- Stranger: hi
- Stranger: how are you
- You: Are you...focused?
- Stranger: yeah
- You: That's good.
- You: It's good to be focused.
- Stranger: yeah i know
- You: I know you know;; I know everything.
- Stranger: hehe
- You: *Eats a llama*
- You: Nice weather we're having?
- Stranger: yeah i guess its ok
- You: I'm a manniquin.
- You: Are you a squid?
- Stranger: no im not a squid im a bird
- You: A bird squid?
- Stranger: yeah im a brid squid
- Stranger: bird*
- You: Omg YAY.
- Stranger: yay
- You: I like bird squids.
- You: *Cough*
- Stranger: yeah there awesome
- You: *Lights dim*
- You: *Sneeze*
- Stranger: Bless you
- You: *Dramatic music starts*
- You: *Slow Motion Vomit*
- Stranger: hahaha
- You: Thank you. [=
- Stranger: your welcome
- You: *Starts eating grass then barks*
- Stranger: wow lol
- You: *Then while still barking slowly rips own right arm off then grows a new left leg in it’s place.*
- Stranger: woah so awesome
- You: *Slowly turns head towards your direction and moos*
- Stranger: moooo
- You: *Screams like a psycho path maniac then chops off own left hand then flings it across your face then grows a new one*
- You: I am normal...
- You: *Goes to 7 11;; Buys large soda and purposely overflows cup*
- Stranger: lol
- You: How could you?
- You: He was only 5.
- Stranger: who was only 5
- You: He was.
- You: You just had to eat his hands didn't you?
- Stranger: yeah im sorry they where just so small i just couldnt hold my hunger
- You: The conquest of finland can not be completed.
- You: But why did you stab him 37 times in the chest?
- You: Carrrlll; That kills people.
- Stranger: stab him i coulnt do such a thing
- You: But you did it anyway.
- Stranger: no i didnt i just ate his hands
- You: Then who stabbed him?
- You: *Dramatic close up*
- You: Grandpa was that you?
- Stranger: omg it was was grandpa
- You: How could him.
- Stranger: i know right
- You: The circle will never be compleated.
- Stranger: *cries out loud*
- You: Oh no you totally didn't.
- Stranger: shock
- You: You teleported!
- You: ...Into my toilet where I will teleport you again into Mexico where you will there be my slave.
- Stranger: oh my
- You: You will make sure delicious cheesey bread to be deliver unto me
- You: So that i may consume it in an blaze of glory.
- Stranger: yes i will
- You: Blake would be so ashamed if you didnt catch that goat.
- You: The conques of Finland shall be compleated.
- Stranger: he would attack me
- You: But wait don't tell me Russ got to you too.
- Stranger: no he didnt
- You: RUSSSS.
- You: We must stop him before sundown.
- You: He will not get away with stealing my sandwitch.
- Stranger: we must do this now
- You: Alass.
- You: Your shoe is unties.
- You: tie it;; Before it's too late.
- You: untied*
- Stranger: im noy wearing shoes
- Stranger: not*
- You: Don't lie to me.
- You: I know your secret.
- You: That you aer indeed wearing shoes.
- Stranger: oh ok fine
- You: I win at life.!
- Stranger: yay
- You: Booyah.
- You: But we must hurry before he gets away.
- Stranger: yes we must
- You: Ah but of course.
- You: Cat food.
- Stranger: why cat food
- You: Why didn't you tell me before?
- Stranger: wats wrong
- You: Cat food is the answer to all our food.
- You: Our problems...
- You: That is.
- You: Cat food is the key.
- Stranger: oh really
- You: *Claps*
- You: Don't be rude.
- You: Clap.
- You: Harry Truman is watching.
- Stranger: Claps*
- You: *Stands and claps harder*
- You: So hows your llama doing?
- Stranger: its doing fine its enjoying the sun
- Stranger: u beter not want to eat it
- You: I won't.
- Stranger: ok
- You: I would never do such a thing.
- Stranger: hmm ok but im still keeping my eyes on you
- You: I'm keeping my...mom on you.
- You: *Glares*
- Stranger: *sigh*
- You: *Hisses then crawls twardes the escelator*
- You: esculator*
- Stranger: oh
- You: Ohh yeah
- You: *Cumms on your llama*
- Stranger: why would you do sucha thing
- You: I can't help it.
- You: He's just so damn sexy.
- Stranger: why
- Stranger: its a girl
- You: I'm a manniquin.
- Stranger: i know you are
- You: *Sniffs your butt then barks*
- Stranger: lol
- You: I..will...be...NORMAL.!
- You: *Cries*
- You: You don't love me.
- You: *Picks up random axe and begins crying;; Mascara starts to run;; Thunder booms in the background;; Rain dramatically starts poring down*
- Stranger: aww i do love you
- You: It's too late for that.
- Stranger: plz dont go
- You: You should have thought about that before you mollested my children you sick sick person.
- You: *Lifts axe*
- You: Chops sandwitch in half.
- You: ***
- You: Want half?
- You: *Smiles*
- Stranger: i never molested your children that was your Russ
- Stranger: yes i want half
- You: *Chops own head off*
- Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- You: *Grows a duck head in place*
- You: *Quack quack*
- Stranger: no
- Stranger: how could this happen
- You: What happened?
- Stranger: what happened to the mannequin i once loved and knew
- Stranger: now your a duck
- You: Don't tell me you started your self on that low carb diet again.
- You: No I'm not. Where did you get that from?
- Stranger: im not
- You: Don't do this for me.
- You: Do it for our children.
- Stranger: ok
- You: Okay?
- You: Is that all you have to say?
- You: I did way too much for you.
- Stranger: yes
- You: It's like our marrage means nothing to you.
- You: 69 years down the drain.
- You: We grew old together.!
- Stranger: im very sorry
- You: You should be.
- You: And yet we're still in our 20s.
- You: While together 69 years.
- You: Oh how time passed.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You ah so goregous!
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LOL WAIT. IS THIS FOR REAL?HAHAHAHAAHAHAH HE HAS THE NASTIEST p33n EVER!
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAXHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH*breathes in*AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
LOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!?!?!?!?!?
WHY GOD, WHY!?!?
</yelling>
…..
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK!
AAAAAhhhHHHGHGHHuiglfsdyicHHHHHHHHHH.!!!!!!!
*Runs around house screaming*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!hjfohyjljylyhlycf;yc;!HUIGLOG!!! Dx
(Oh ands he killed his hair.!!!)
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I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
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